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Daftest or most humourous thing you`ve been asked for/about

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  • "Electricity is like a kind of water"


    Remember when you leave batteries in something too long and they leak? That's the electricity coming out!


    I was also told that, in days long gone, one of the reasons that the older generation feared electricity is that they believed it was some kind of invisible water like substance. One popular myth is that if you left the lamp out of a fitting with the switch on, this invisible 'electric water' would drip out of the lampholder during the night & pool on the floor. If you stepped in it the next morning it would kill you.
  • AdrianWint:

    I was also told that, in days long gone, one of the reasons that the older generation feared electricity is that they believed it was some kind of invisible water like substance. One popular myth is that if you left the lamp out of a fitting with the switch on, this invisible 'electric water' would drip out of the lampholder during the night & pool on the floor. If you stepped in it the next morning it would kill you.


    Sounds rather like the medicine of Galen!


  • In the early 80's I rewired a massive house, (on the then 'millionaires' road NOW the 'billionaires' road), on the Bishops Avenue, Hampstead area.


    The Greek lady complained that one of the light switches was upside down! I said ok... walked over, switched it the other way... went over to the other part of the two way switching and turned that the other way... "is that ok?" I asked... haha, the other switch was now upside down, haha!!
  • OBVIOUSLY, the one we all get is... haha, "since you've been here... my lights are looking dimmer, etc!!"

    BTW... I have a good one on plumbing!! Hahaha!!! ? 


    NO... I have another one on electrical works...  SORRY!!!


    I fitted a new electrical shower, after taking out the old one, and then I got a call from the client who was panicking!!! 


    "I have water coming in from the loft, when I use the new shower!!!!!!!!"


    Ok, I'll be over... you won't believe THIS! 


    I went around, straightaway, and found that he had the shower head turned upside down!!! The head was pointing to the ceiling!! 


    The mind BOGGELS!
  • I have had the wrong way up two way light switch complaint. 


    On one occasion the other switch was in the garage,  the husband of the lady telling me I had put the switch on upside down had a smile on his face as I tried to tell her there's another switch behind the tins of paint on the shelf in the garage. As she told me,  they had lived in the house for over twenty years and she knew there was only one switch. Her final words on the subject were "I see you fixed the switch,  I thought it would take you longer that that" her husband still had a silly smile on his face. 




  • It's a funny old thing. Sockets unequivocally up = off, down = on. Lights up = off, down = on, both up or both down = off. 


    So why is up = on in a CU? ??
  • Chris Pearson:

    It's a funny old thing. Sockets unequivocally up = off, down = on. Lights up = off, down = on, both up or both down = off. 


    So why is up = on in a CU? ??


    It's a peculiarly UK things to have up for off(*) - most of the rest of the world (including the continent) are the other way around - hence when we started using European/international standards for CU components we adopted the more common arrangement. Lightswitches we can still orient whatever way we prefer.


    (*) actually not all UK switches are meant to be up for off - I recall as a child noticing that the toggle switch on a bacon slicer in a local shop was "upside down" (this was long before Harmonization) and asked about it - the shopkeeper explained it was deliberate since in an emergency it was somewhat quicker and easier to slam the switch down in a hurry than getting your hand in position between the counter and the underside of the switch and flicking up upwards.


       - Andy.


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    AdrianWint:

    "Electricity is like a kind of water"


    Remember when you leave batteries in something too long and they leak? That's the electricity coming out!


    I was also told that, in days long gone, one of the reasons that the older generation feared electricity is that they believed it was some kind of invisible water like substance. One popular myth is that if you left the lamp out of a fitting with the switch on, this invisible 'electric water' would drip out of the lampholder during the night & pool on the floor. If you stepped in it the next morning it would kill you.


    And this is exactly why I wear rubber soled slippers in the morning. 


  • AJJewsbury:
    Chris Pearson:

    It's a funny old thing. Sockets unequivocally up = off, down = on. Lights up = off, down = on, both up or both down = off. 


    So why is up = on in a CU? ??


    It's a peculiarly UK things to have up for off(*) - most of the rest of the world (including the continent) are the other way around - hence when we started using European/international standards for CU components we adopted the more common arrangement. Lightswitches we can still orient whatever way we prefer.


    (*) actually not all UK switches are meant to be up for off - I recall as a child noticing that the toggle switch on a bacon slicer in a local shop was "upside down" (this was long before Harmonization) and asked about it - the shopkeeper explained it was deliberate since in an emergency it was somewhat quicker and easier to slam the switch down in a hurry than getting your hand in position between the counter and the underside of the switch and flicking up upwards.




    The way I think of it is that if you slip off a ladder (tall or short) you are more likely to tip a switch dolly down. That matters for a CU, but not really for an ordinary switch.


    Mrs P, who comes from the Americas seems to be used to the other way about.


    Your local grocer must have been very modern - ours was still hand-cranked. ?


  • The 2 way lighting thingy is an "old chestnut".

    I had a customer, large house, plenty of rooms and I kept switch drop chases to a minimum, therefore quite a few ganged switches which pleased her because it made life a lot easier too. Over the moon with the job. Great.


    But, didn`t like to have lightswitches with some up/some down, wanted `em all same orientation at all times whether lights on or off.