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Humour perhaps?

The two meters that lived in the cold dark, understairs, dusty cupboard were unhappy. They had a lacklustre, boring, unhappy uneventful life, but today they had been unreasonably told off. Why? Just because they weren't two metres apart.


Z.
  • 6/10 ?
  • What? Why I've Seen lots of meters next to each other in fact I once saw10 meters all together

  • Chris Pearson:

    6/10 ?




    Too generous Chris, just too generous ?


    Z.

  • I,m so bored,I,ve just rung someone in India to ask if they,v had an accident in the last 3 years.

  • hertzal123:

    I,m so bored,I,ve just rung someone in India to ask if they,v had an accident in the last 3 years.




    ?



    Z.

  • Why are the Chinese no good at cricket?

    Because they eat all the f@/!:"!g bats.

  • Zoomup:

    The two meters that lived in the cold dark, understairs, dusty cupboard were unhappy. They had a lacklustre, boring, unhappy uneventful life, but today they had been unreasonably told off. Why? Just because they weren't two metres apart.


    Z.



    A subtle play on words! ?

     


  • hertzal123:

    I,m so bored,I,ve just rung someone in India to ask if they,v had an accident in the last 3 years.




    Hahahahahaha!!!

  • OK... I'll try but, this ain't as good as the above, ahem;


    Q... Why did the Mexican push his wife off of the cliff?

    A... Ta-killa ?


    Ok... I'm off to the post office... bye!


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