Once upon a time, in the land of the simple country folk an electrician was summoned to fit a new lamp in a country cottage. He had agreed to attend during the afternoon. He duly arrived and at the front door summoned the occupants by pressing the bell push affixed to the front door frame. No body came to open the door, but the bell push magically glowed with pulsating blue colours. The electrician watched in amazement. He was entranced by the magical light display. Suddenly a voice came through the door bell push but no person could be seen. Was it the fairies? No, it was the householder speaking. Have you a parcel he said. The electrician said “no, I have come to fit your new lamp”.
“Oh shi*” said the voice, we are out walking the dog. Can you wait for an hour.
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