The loud cries can be heard from market trader Fred's stall: "Cum git yer S.P.Ds. Freshly picked today. Instant protekshun, roll up, roll up. A free copy o Figure 44.2 givin wif everry purchase. (It might be a bit outta date mate, but its free init). Roll up, roll up. Git em now."
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7157267/Homes-left-without-power-roads-flooded-thunderstorms-lash-Britain.html
Would an S.P.D. or two have saved the Shotley Suffolk bungalow.
Ye gods who with bright and loud pointy fingers jab at guilty mortal man and his follies.
Z.
