How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they're all too busy trying to design a light bulb that never needs changing.
or my all time favourite:
None, they simply redefine darkness as the industry standard. ?
You're missing out the consultant engineers there, Lisa
How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't know we'll get back to you after Easter with an estimated fee. We think it'll be a team of six to conduct an analysis of your business model showing that the work done by this light bulb could be distributed amongst the bulbs in adjoining spaces in a strategic illumination restructuring process. From there we can decide if it needs changing.
Consultant - a person not usually being a part of the solution but astute enough to realise that there is good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they're all too busy trying to design a light bulb that never needs changing.
or my all time favourite:
None, they simply redefine darkness as the industry standard. ?
You're missing out the consultant engineers there, Lisa
How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't know we'll get back to you after Easter with an estimated fee. We think it'll be a team of six to conduct an analysis of your business model showing that the work done by this light bulb could be distributed amongst the bulbs in adjoining spaces in a strategic illumination restructuring process. From there we can decide if it needs changing.
Consultant - a person not usually being a part of the solution but astute enough to realise that there is good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
