I know most of the shops are now closed BUT, I need some sky hooks and green and yellow paint... I don't mind paying a bit more for these item's so... any ideas, please!?
I have heard tell that in parts of the world when the innocence of maidens is highly prized, a gentleman on his wedding night might paint his tackle blue. If she asks, "Are all gentlemen blue down below?" all well and good; but if she asks "Why the hell have you painted your todger?" ... ?
I have heard tell that in parts of the world when the innocence of maidens is highly prized, a gentleman on his wedding night might paint his tackle blue. If she asks, "Are all gentlemen blue down below?" all well and good; but if she asks "Why the hell have you painted your todger?" ... ?
