Electrician’s wit and wisdom (last week).
Phone.
Company Director (CD): BOD, I need to submit a personal reference by Friday for a Ministry job secure site.
BOD: No problem, see you Friday.
CD’s office.
CD. Thank you. Calling an electrician over, where’s your form? You’ve had a fortnight to fill it in otherwise you can’t go on site.
Elec: All done except the bit asking where I was born, but I haven't been able to get hold of my parents to ask them.
CD: Are your grand parents alive?
Elec: Yes, why, do you think they’ll know?
BOD: I’m fairly sure one of them was there at the time........................
Regards
BOD
