Hopefully I can get my daughter to report back both on how we can all be (even) more evil, and what the pizza toppings are! Although I also really think you ought to organise a team minibus from Stevenage
In my experience software engineers are particularly good at evil mind control - they can make the most rational people suddenly start shouting at their PC and then give up and go and have a coffee! Perhaps Microsoft software engineers are in league with Starbucks???
I wouldn't want the phrase "soft" in my job title. I'll stick with the Brains thanks https://www.sabrain.com/our-story/our-heritage/ . Does anyone know a bar in Seattle where you can get it?
Even though I wasn't vegetarian when I was a student the huge posters of these under the word "brains" was most off-putting. But then I wasn't a fan of Brains beer either - and in those days you couldn't get much else in Cardiff!