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BEST ELECTRICAL JOKE OF THE WEEK?

John Peckham
Good morning fellow forum members.


I was doing an I&T on Friday with one of my merry men, Bob. We were working in a plant room that contained the incoming supply and distribution. The conversation went like this.


JP, " Can you isolate the other end of this circuit to the mortuary so I can do an IR test?

Bob, " That will be a waste of time.

JP "Why?"

Bob. " Because it will be a dead short".
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    Nope you are wrong there I think. On my third attempt at reviving someone I was successful, and he was my oldest patient.  Chris P may be able to clarify the if this is technically correct and reversing death is indeed possible?


    For your information and for the avoidance of doubt I am the world's worst first aider and a glowing example of practice does not  make perfect! 

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    Nope you are wrong there I think. On my third attempt at reviving someone I was successful, and he was my oldest patient.  Chris P may be able to clarify the if this is technically correct and reversing death is indeed possible?


    For your information and for the avoidance of doubt I am the world's worst first aider and a glowing example of practice does not  make perfect! 

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